Everybody Says I'm Fine

What. The. FUCK.

I must be going absolutely insane or else this world is going on nutters. Stark raving MAD. MAD I say! Do I laugh, do I cry, do I kill something or maybe rip a paper to shred in frustration or completely turn a blind eye? I'm sorry, but WHAT is going on here?!

Head-liner

There is something strange about this statement:

"Oil rises as Middle East fighting rages: Crude prices rose above $40 a barrel Monday as Israel and Palestinian militants exchanged rocket fire and the death toll mounted in the oil-rich region."