I've got 15 minutes to make a post for christmas day. Here's what i learned.
-some things never change.
- money cannot buy you happiness but it can stack up the resentment.
- The movie seven pounds should be entirely skipped or slept through except for the last 15 minutes in which everything comes together and you realize that your last two hours was for naught but also important if you like twisting senseless backstory, leaping in arcs when the story could have worked evern better in a linear, non artsy fartsy stupid muted metaphorical pretenious way. Clearly, my feelings on this movie are mixed as is the lesson itself.
- NEVER. EVER. EAT. AGAIN. A. BUFFET. OF. 250. DISHES.
- pulling a princess di/blair waldorf hurts.
- will smith can maintain one expression throughout an entire movie.
- screewriters should not be allowed to have a script directed unless it has been approved by five other screenwriters and Ron Howard. This rule does not include M. Night Shyamalan because he is clearly creating comedies. You have a hiddent talent, M. Night.
- brown people stare alot and it makes me want to fucking slap them.
- i will always feel like an outsider in this culture.
- PSP's have built-in update software
- Twilight Princess takes alot out of you because of the stupid fucking WiiMote.
- i am very shitty at confrontation, all of a sudden.
- some music can make you think and transport you no matter how hard you try to block out its effects.
- turtles on their backs must feel very in limbo and helpless.
- virgin mobile has awesome packages but shitty network coverage.
- richard branson must be assassinated, right after paris hilton.
- i need my moxy back. NOW. if found, call at once.
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